Sardar Out Shopping
Santa Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman.
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied.
So Santa Singh hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ the salesman replied for a second time.
‘Damn! Santa Singh exploded, ‘he recognized me.’
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair color, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.
‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ the salesman replied.
Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, ‘How do you know I’m a Sardar?’
‘Because that’s a microwave,’ he replied.