Santa Singh – Sardarji Learning how to fly an airplane

Sardarji, Banta Singh was a photographer for the Hindustan Times, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job. “Let’s fly,” said Banta Singh climbing into the first plane he saw on the runway. The pilot took off, and was soon in the air. “OK,” said Banta Singh, “fly low over the trees over there, I want to take a few pictures.” “What do you mean?” asked the pilot. Banta Singh looked at the pilot who was also a Sardar ji and answered a little annoyed, “I need to take some pictures for the Hindustan Times. It may even to go N.Y. Times, so please…..” There was a long pause, Continue reading
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Sardar Dog Joke – Travel via Airplane

Banta Singh was a steward for Amritsir  airlines. He watched as Sardar Santa Singh boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said Banta Singh “dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage.” Santa Singh wasn’t happy, but Banta Singh  was an experienced steward and succeeded in convincing the Santa Singh without much of a scene. Upon arrival, Banta Singh took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead! Frantic that they may get sued, Banta Singh quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same. Just in the nick of time the underling arrived with the dog They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief. “This isn’t my dog!” said Santa Singh as soon as he saw it. “I’m sure it is” insisted Banta Singh “I was very careful about where I put it.” “It’s not my dog” argued Santa Singh, “you see, I was bringing my dog to my home town to have him buried, and this dog is alive!” 

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Sardar’s Flying Bagel

Banta Singh: Do you know if I can get a bagel that can fly?
Santa Singh: Oh yea, easy. Just order a plain bagel. :)

Haha, lol.

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10 Silly Things Sardar Ji Says

Here are 10 silly things Sardar ji says to you …
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing Continue reading
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Sardar Ji TV Joke

Sardar Out Shopping

Santa Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman.
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied.

So Santa Singh hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy this TV.’

‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ the salesman replied for a second time.
‘Damn! Santa Singh exploded, ‘he recognized me.’

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair color, different clothes, big Continue reading

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7 Funniest Sardar Jokes

  1. Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy.
    Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case.
    Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!
  2. Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
    Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
  3. Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
  4. Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!!
    Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
  5. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head… Is he crying?
  6. Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
    Tourist: And the smaller skeleton next to it?
    Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
  7. Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
    Servant: It’s already raining!
    Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go!
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Funny Sardar Jokes – Medical School Humor and others …

Here are couple of funny Sardar Jokes

1)Medical School

Santa Singh says to Banta: I am really a very proud Sardar today. My son got accepted in medical college.
Banta: Really, what would he be studying?
Santa: No. He is not studying anything. They would be studying him.

2) What is Santa Singh’s Salary?

Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.

Then, at the bottom of the application form where it says: “Sign Here”, he puts ‘Scorpio’.

3) 5 Sardar Characteristics

  • Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
  • Studies for a blood test and fails.
  • Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
  • Trips over a cordless phone.
  • Tries to drown a fish in water.
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Funny Sardar Jokes – Sardar Scientist NASA

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.  However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.

Finally Santa Singh, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate Continue reading

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Santa and God’s Gift

Santa Singh: “God, if u give me $20, I will donate $10 in temple”.

(After walking 1/2 mile, he finds a $10. bill.)

Santa: “Shame on you God,  you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”

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Bablu Singh Absent In School Joke

Masterji: kal school kyu nhi aya?
Santa: Gir gya tha aur lag gayi.

Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lag gayi..

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