Why Sardar Ji’s Wife is Beautiful Joke

Sardar ji to his wife – Oye!  “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time?

Sardar ni replied – “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted  to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

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Sardar Ji In-Laws Joke

Sardar Ji and his wife driving down a long country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to conced their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the Mrs. Sardar Ji asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”. “Yep,” Sardar ji replied, “In-laws.”.

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Santa Singh and Matches for Cigarette

Santa Singh and Matches for Cigarette

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light.

He tried another, It didn’t light either. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man

Santa replied,

“That’s a lucky match stick. I’ll use it again.”

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Secret Camara Sardar Joke

Secret Camara in the room!

Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: “What are you searching for?”
Santa: “Hidden cameras!”
Jasmeet: “And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?”

Santa: “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

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Wife and Girlfriend together and Other Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar Joke #1: Boys don’t visit Girl’s Hostel

In School, the Principal is warning students to behave.

Principal: If any boys ever tries to enter girls hostel, there will be fine for that. First time, there will be Rs. 100 fine, 2nd time Rs. 200 and 3rd offence will cost you Rs. 500 …..

Santa Singh: What about the monthly pass?

Sardar Joke #2 What is Oxford?

Santa Singh: Banta, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
Banta: Are, woh to gaadi hai.
Santa: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
Banta: Are bhai, woh toh simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Sardar Joke #3: Santa Singh – Wife and Girlfriend coming together

Santa and Banta are walking in the market and Santa Singh says to Banta Singh:

“Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.”
(Oh, God save me, Banta, my wife and my secret lover are coming together!)

Banta Singh to Santa: Arey Santa, mein bhi yehi bolne-wala tha!!
(Oh my!, I was going to say the same!!)

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Sardar Ji Shopping for Hearing Aid

Sardar ji is buying a hearing aid.

Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money.

‘How much do they cost?’ he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper.

‘That depends,’ says. Manbir, ‘They run from £20 to £2,000.’

‘Let’s see the £20 model,’ asks Santa.

Manbir puts the device Continue reading

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Next Door Neighbor’s Phone Number

Santa Singh wanted to speak with his buddy Banta Singh and called him.

“Hello, is this Banta Singh?”
“No, who is this? Not sure who are you looking for.” came the reply.

Santa followed by saying – “Is this 212-100-1001?”
The guy replied, “Sorry, it’s not. You got 212-100-1002.”

Santa says – “Oh, I see. Can you please call Banta Singh from your next door?”

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Sardar Jokes in Police Jobs

Sardar ji in NYPD

Santa Singh went to apply for job in New York Police department and got an interview. NYPD asked Sardar – Who murdered Abraham Lincoln?
Santa said – I will find out. Thanks for giving me the job.

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Sardar Sex Life Joke – #2

Santa: How’s Your Sex Life?
Banta: As usual great, Monday to Friday.

Santa: What about the weekends?
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife.

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Sardar Foreigner Joke

Santa Singh Sardar ji asked him wife after returning from a trip to New York. “Hi Dear, Tell me something, Do I look like a foreigner?”

Wife: “No… Why ?”

Sardar: “In New York, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !!”

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