Santa and God’s Gift

Santa Singh: “God, if u give me $20, I will donate $10 in temple”.

(After walking 1/2 mile, he finds a $10. bill.)

Santa: “Shame on you God,  you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”

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Bablu Singh Absent In School Joke

Masterji: kal school kyu nhi aya?
Santa: Gir gya tha aur lag gayi.

Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lag gayi..

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Sardar Ji Blood Test and Urine Test Joke

Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. Banta Singh was crying crazy. So Santa Singh asked him,”Hey, why are you crying?”

Banta Singh replied, “I came here for blood test”. So, what? Santa Singh asked – “What’s there to cry? Why so afraid?”

Banta replied, “No, I’m really afraid of blood. During the blood test they cut my finger.”

Hearing this, now Santa Singh, started crying as well. Now, Banta the first Sardar ji, is puzzled and asked Santa, “Now, why you are crying? What happened?”

Santa Singh replied, “I have come for my urine test.”

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Sardar Joke with Adam and Eve plus Jesus Christ

Sardar Santa Singh was not the best student in Sunday school.  Usually he slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on him while he was napping, “Tell me, Santa, who created the universe?”

When Santa didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed himin the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted Sardar Ji and the teacher said, “Very good” and Santa Singh fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Santa again, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, Santa didn’t even stir from his slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck him again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!” shouted Santa and the teacher said, “very good,” and Santa fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Santa a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Continue reading

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Sardar Ji Speeding and Sardarni Dealing with Cops

A police officer pulls over a Sardar Ji driving a lamborghini speeding quite a bit.

lamborghiniThe officer says, ” I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir .”
Sardar Ji says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don”t be silly, Sardarji – you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, Sardarji looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?”

Sardarni smiles demurely and says, “Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the Sardar ji glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Sardarni, can’t you keep your Continue reading

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Sardar Snow Joke ….

Why is sardar watching a piece of ice from every angle?

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Have you heard of Bandi Sardar Ji?

Bandi Sardar
Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa: ghabraate hue: Ji… main…vo… kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi…

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do…
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.

Got it?
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Santa Singh and Big Rain Doctor Joke

Santa Singh got to doctor in a big rain.  Running and panicking.
Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.

Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak
jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.

Ha ha!
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Sardar Ji Bar Joke – Why Celebrating

Two Sardar Jis in a Bar

Two sardars came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. The bartender’s curiosity finally got the better of him and he says “Hey, don’t mind asking me, but hey, it’s obvious that you 2 are celebrating something very big. What’s the party for?”

Banta Singh replied “Well, we are just very proud of ourselves, because we just finished – just the two of us alone – a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days.”

Confused, the bartender asks “What’s so special about that?”

To which Santa Singh said, “Are you kidding me? On the box it says 3 – 5 years.”

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Why Sardar Ji’s Wife is Beautiful Joke

Sardar ji to his wife – Oye!  “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time?

Sardar ni replied – “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted  to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

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