Ooops! Be Careful with Sardarji for their Sign Language for Deaf People
Santa singh was asked to give a speech to deaf people. Santa Singh volunteers for that. He gets up on stage, squeezes his chest, touch his genitals & fakes masturbating.
Organizers pulled him off stage and asked him what the hell he was doing?
He said, i just wanted to start by saying “Ladies & Gentlemen, it gives me a great pleasure”
Banta Singh was a steward for Amritsir airlines. He watched as Sardar Santa Singh boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said Banta Singh “dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage.” Santa Singh wasn’t happy, but Banta Singh was an experienced steward and succeeded in convincing the Santa Singh without much of a scene. Upon arrival, Banta Singh took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead! Frantic that they may get sued, Banta Singh quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same. Just in the nick of time the underling arrived with the dog They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief. “This isn’t my dog!” said Santa Singh as soon as he saw it. “I’m sure it is” insisted Banta Singh “I was very careful about where I put it.” “It’s not my dog” argued Santa Singh, “you see, I was bringing my dog to my home town to have him buried, and this dog is alive!”
Banta Singh: Do you know if I can get a bagel that can fly?
Santa Singh: Oh yea, easy. Just order a plain bagel.
Here are 10 silly things Sardar ji says to you …
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
Sardar Out Shopping
Santa Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman.
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied.
So Santa Singh hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ the salesman replied for a second time.
‘Damn! Santa Singh exploded, ‘he recognized me.’
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair color, different clothes, big Continue reading
Here are couple of funny Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh says to Banta: I am really a very proud Sardar today. My son got accepted in medical college.
Banta: Really, what would he be studying?
Santa: No. He is not studying anything. They would be studying him.
2) What is Santa Singh’s Salary?
Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.
Then, at the bottom of the application form where it says: “Sign Here”, he puts ‘Scorpio’.
3) 5 Sardar Characteristics
- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
- Studies for a blood test and fails.
- Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
- Trips over a cordless phone.
- Tries to drown a fish in water.
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine. However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally Santa Singh, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate Continue reading
Santa Singh: “God, if u give me $20, I will donate $10 in temple”.
(After walking 1/2 mile, he finds a $10. bill.)
Santa: “Shame on you God, you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”