Sardarji and IDK Joke

Sardarji and IDK Joke

Sardar ji: Hey, What does ‘IDK’ mean?
His Friend: I don’t know.



Sardarji: Even you don’t know?! Oh my god, NOBODY KNOWS!

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Sardar and Ice Cube Joke

Sardar and Ice Cube Joke

Q: Why don’t Sardars make ice cubes?



A: Because none of them know the recipe.

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Santa Singh and Wife Joke – Why Santa Singh got Beaten by his wife?

Santa Singh and Wife Joke – Why Santa Singh got Beaten by his wife?

One day Santa Singh’s wife was having romantic feelings. When her husband arrived, she told his husband, Santa Singh, to whisper her dirty things.



Santa Singh, slowly went to his wife’s ears and replied, “The kitchen, the living room, bathroom and oh yea, the dining room.”

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Smart Bablu Singh vs Teacher Joke

Smart Bablu Singh vs Teacher Joke

Bablu Singh, the smart Sardar, is the son of Santa Singh.

One day in school:

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: Who just threw that?
Bablu Singh: Me and I’m going home now.

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Who is Stupid in Class Joke: Bablu Singh and Teacher

Who is Stupid in Class Joke: Bablu Singh and Teacher

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
Nobody stands up

Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
Bablu Singh slowly and reluctantly stands up

Teacher: Bablu Singh, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Sir, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

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Sardar Kid Answers Teacher’s Questions

Teacher: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Sardar: A dinosnore!

Teacher: What is the fruitiest lesson?
Sardar: History, because it’s full of dates! (hint: dades)

Teacher: What language do they speak in Cuba? Continue reading

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Sardar Joke on Sign Language for Deaf People

Ooops! Be Careful with Sardarji for their Sign Language for Deaf People

Santa singh was asked to give a speech to deaf people. Santa Singh volunteers for that.  He gets up on stage, squeezes his chest, touch his genitals & fakes masturbating.

Organizers pulled him off stage and asked him what the hell he was doing?
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He said, i just wanted to start by saying “Ladies & Gentlemen, it gives me a great pleasure”

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Santa Singh – Sardarji Learning how to fly an airplane

Sardarji, Banta Singh was a photographer for the Hindustan Times, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job. “Let’s fly,” said Banta Singh climbing into the first plane he saw on the runway. The pilot took off, and was soon in the air. “OK,” said Banta Singh, “fly low over the trees over there, I want to take a few pictures.” “What do you mean?” asked the pilot. Banta Singh looked at the pilot who was also a Sardar ji and answered a little annoyed, “I need to take some pictures for the Hindustan Times. It may even to go N.Y. Times, so please…..” There was a long pause, Continue reading
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Sardar Dog Joke – Travel via Airplane

Banta Singh was a steward for Amritsir  airlines. He watched as Sardar Santa Singh boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said Banta Singh “dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage.” Santa Singh wasn’t happy, but Banta Singh  was an experienced steward and succeeded in convincing the Santa Singh without much of a scene. Upon arrival, Banta Singh took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead! Frantic that they may get sued, Banta Singh quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same. Just in the nick of time the underling arrived with the dog They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief. “This isn’t my dog!” said Santa Singh as soon as he saw it. “I’m sure it is” insisted Banta Singh “I was very careful about where I put it.” “It’s not my dog” argued Santa Singh, “you see, I was bringing my dog to my home town to have him buried, and this dog is alive!” 

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Sardar’s Flying Bagel

Banta Singh: Do you know if I can get a bagel that can fly?
Santa Singh: Oh yea, easy. Just order a plain bagel. :)

Haha, lol.

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