Sardar Out Shopping
Santa Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman.
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied.
So Santa Singh hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ the salesman replied for a second time.
‘Damn! Santa Singh exploded, ‘he recognized me.’
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair color, different clothes, big Continue reading
Here are couple of funny Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh says to Banta: I am really a very proud Sardar today. My son got accepted in medical college.
Banta: Really, what would he be studying?
Santa: No. He is not studying anything. They would be studying him.
2) What is Santa Singh’s Salary?
Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.
Then, at the bottom of the application form where it says: “Sign Here”, he puts ‘Scorpio’.
3) 5 Sardar Characteristics
- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
- Studies for a blood test and fails.
- Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
- Trips over a cordless phone.
- Tries to drown a fish in water.
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine. However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally Santa Singh, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate Continue reading
Santa Singh: “God, if u give me $20, I will donate $10 in temple”.
(After walking 1/2 mile, he finds a $10. bill.)
Santa: “Shame on you God, you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”
Masterji: kal school kyu nhi aya?
Santa: Gir gya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lag gayi..
Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. Banta Singh was crying crazy. So Santa Singh asked him,”Hey, why are you crying?”
Banta Singh replied, “I came here for blood test”. So, what? Santa Singh asked – “What’s there to cry? Why so afraid?”
Banta replied, “No, I’m really afraid of blood. During the blood test they cut my finger.”
Hearing this, now Santa Singh, started crying as well. Now, Banta the first Sardar ji, is puzzled and asked Santa, “Now, why you are crying? What happened?”
Santa Singh replied, “I have come for my urine test.”
Sardar Santa Singh was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually he slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on him while he was napping, “Tell me, Santa, who created the universe?”
When Santa didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed himin the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted Sardar Ji and the teacher said, “Very good” and Santa Singh fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Santa again, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, Santa didn’t even stir from his slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck him again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!” shouted Santa and the teacher said, “very good,” and Santa fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Santa a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Continue reading
A police officer pulls over a Sardar Ji driving a lamborghini speeding quite a bit.
The officer says, ” I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir .”
Sardar Ji says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don”t be silly, Sardarji – you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”
As the officer writes out the ticket, Sardarji looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?”
Sardarni smiles demurely and says, “Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the Sardar ji glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Sardarni, can’t you keep your Continue reading
Why is sardar watching a piece of ice from every angle?
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