Santa Banta Joke On Heaven or Hell

Follow-up from previous jokeSardarji Checking out Afterlife

Santa and Banta are best buddies as you know. They make a deal that whichever dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.

One day bad things happen and Banta Singh dies first. Santa Singh doesn’t hear from him for about a year, and thinks oh well, there is no after-life. However, all of a sudden, one day he gets a call. It’s Banta Singh.Sardar ji Heaven Hell Joke

“So there is an after-life! What’s it like?” Santa asks …
‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day.” – Banta explains.

“Oh, my god,” says Santa – “So that’s what heaven is like?”

“Oh no,” says Banta Singh. “I’m not in heaven. I’m a Grizzly Bear in Yellowstone National Park.”

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