Santa Singh and Banta Singh were in Sunday school but neither were good in the studies. Santa would usually sleep through the class.
One day the teacher called on Santa Singh while he was napping, “Tell me, Santa, who created the universe?”
When Santa didn’t stir, Banta Singh, who seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed him in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted Santa Singh and the teacher said, “Very good” and Santa fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Santa again, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, Satna didn’t even stir from his slumber. Once again, Banta Singh came to the rescue and stuck him again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!” shouted Satna and the teacher said, “very good,” and Santa fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Santa a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Banta jabbed him with the pin. This time Santa jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”
The Teacher fainted.