Can Santa Singh Give Life To A Dead Hare?
Santa Singh is driving down the highway and sees an animal lover crying on the side of the road because he hit a hare and killed it just minutes ago. “I feel terrible,” he explains, “I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.”
Santa says, “Don’t worry.” He runs to his car and pulls out a spray can, walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves to both and in no time hops off down the road. Few feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again. The hare hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, jumps another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this until he hops out of sight.
The man goes crazy with happiness. He runs over to the Santa Singh and asks, “What do you have in that spray can? What did you spray on that hare?”
Santa Singh smiles sheepishly and says “Its my wife’s special hair spray and reads the label to the driver “Hair Spray – Restores life to dead hair, Adds permanent wave.”