Who should brew coffee – Santa Singh or his Canadian Wife?
Santa Singh married a Canadian lady and moved to Vancouver.
One day, Santa Singh and his wife are arguing over who should brew the coffee each morning.
Wife says, “As you get up first in the morning, you should make it. Then we won’t have to wait too long for our coffee.”
“But you’re in charge of all the cooking,” replies Santa Singh, “that’s your job, so you should make it. And if I have to wait for my coffee in the morning, well, I don’t mind.”
“But it says in the bible that the man should make the coffee,” says Santa’s Canadian wife.
“OK, responds Santa Singh, “if you can show me where it says that, I’ll never question you again.”
Next day, Santa’s wife borrows a bible from her neighbor and shows Santa Singh that on the top of several pages it indeed says ‘Hebrews’.