Santa was telling Banta about his experience in bar the other day.
Santa said he was in the bar/restaurant yesterday when he suddenly realized he desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so Santa Singh timed his gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, Santa said he started to feel better. He finished my drink, and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
It was then, Santa said he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.