Santa Singh and his new friend from Israel are having lunch in a Chinese restaurant in New York City.
My dear Jew friend, asked Santa Singh, “Are there any Jews in China?”
“I don’t know,” the friend replied. “Why don’t you ask the Chinese waiter? I am sure Jews are scattered everywhere including China.”
When the waiter came by, and Santa Singh asked, “Are there any Chinese Jews?”
“I don’t know sir, let me find out,” the waiter replied, and went back to the kitchen.
The waiter returned a few minutes later and said, “No, sir. No Chinese Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Santa’s friend from Israel asked.
“I ask everyone” the waiter replied. “We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever heard of Chinese Jews!”