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How to order a drink in bar? Sardar Jokes

Santa Visits A Bar Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says. ‘Santa Singh, married.’

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Funniest Sardar Joke – Santa Singh Dreams

Santa Has A Funny Dream Santa kept having the same strange dream every night, so he made an appointment to see a doctor. Doctor Ajaib: What was your dream about? Santa: I was being chased by a vampire! Doctor Ajaib: … Continue reading

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Sardar’s new phone number joke

Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone in his Phone Book and told them: “My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6710″

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Sardar and Ice Cube Joke

Sardar and Ice Cube Joke Q: Why don’t Sardars make ice cubes? … … … A: Because none of them know the recipe.

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Santa Singh and Wife Joke – Why Santa Singh got Beaten by his wife?

Santa Singh and Wife Joke – Why Santa Singh got Beaten by his wife? One day Santa Singh’s wife was having romantic feelings. When her husband arrived, she told his husband, Santa Singh, to whisper her dirty things. … … … Continue reading

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Sardar Ji TV Joke

Sardar Out Shopping Santa Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman. ‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied. So Santa Singh … Continue reading

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Sardar Ji Speeding and Sardarni Dealing with Cops

A police officer pulls over a Sardar Ji driving a lamborghini speeding quite a bit. The officer says, ” I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir .” Sardar Ji says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control … Continue reading

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Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo Mama driving license joke Yo’ Mama is so fat, her driver’s license says, “picture continued on other side.” Got lost around yo Mama Yo’ Mama is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. yo mama cereal … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Poor Pilot Of Arctic Airways

Get off the the airplane when 1) Santa Singh, the pilot asks the passengers to chip in a little for fuel. 2) Santa Singh, the pilot yells out the window to get the polar bears off the runway. 3) You … Continue reading

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Sardar ji and Inflation Joke

This is how sadar ji define inflation:

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