Author Archives: SillySardar
Banta Singh was a steward for Amritsir airlines. He watched as Sardar Santa Singh boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said Banta Singh “dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in … Continue reading
Banta Singh: Do you know if I can get a bagel that can fly? Santa Singh: Oh yea, easy. Just order a plain bagel. Haha, lol.
Here are 10 silly things Sardar ji says to you … 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You … Continue reading
Sardar Out Shopping Santa Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman. ‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied. So Santa Singh … Continue reading
Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case. Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!! Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. … Continue reading
Here are couple of funny Sardar Jokes 1)Medical School Santa Singh says to Banta: I am really a very proud Sardar today. My son got accepted in medical college. Banta: Really, what would he be studying? Santa: No. He is … Continue reading
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine. However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The … Continue reading
Santa Singh: “God, if u give me $20, I will donate $10 in temple”. (After walking 1/2 mile, he finds a $10. bill.) Santa: “Shame on you God, you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”
Masterji: kal school kyu nhi aya? Santa: Gir gya tha aur lag gayi. Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lag gayi..