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Sardar Dog Joke – Travel via Airplane

Banta Singh was a steward for Amritsir  airlines. He watched as Sardar Santa Singh boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said Banta Singh “dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in … Continue reading

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Sardar’s Flying Bagel

Banta Singh: Do you know if I can get a bagel that can fly? Santa Singh: Oh yea, easy. Just order a plain bagel. Haha, lol.

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10 Silly Things Sardar Ji Says

Here are 10 silly things Sardar ji says to you … 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You … Continue reading

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Sardar Ji TV Joke

Sardar Out Shopping Santa Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman. ‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied. So Santa Singh … Continue reading

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7 Funniest Sardar Jokes

Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case. Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!! Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. … Continue reading

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Funny Sardar Jokes – Medical School Humor and others …

Here are couple of funny Sardar Jokes 1)Medical School Santa Singh says to Banta: I am really a very proud Sardar today. My son got accepted in medical college. Banta: Really, what would he be studying? Santa: No. He is … Continue reading

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Funny Sardar Jokes – Sardar Scientist NASA

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.  However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The … Continue reading

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Santa and God’s Gift

Santa Singh: “God, if u give me $20, I will donate $10 in temple”. (After walking 1/2 mile, he finds a $10. bill.) Santa: “Shame on you God,  you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”

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Bablu Singh Absent In School Joke

Masterji: kal school kyu nhi aya? Santa: Gir gya tha aur lag gayi. Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lag gayi..

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Sardar Ji Blood Test and Urine Test Joke

Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. Banta Singh was crying crazy. So Santa Singh asked him,”Hey, why are you crying?” Banta Singh replied, “I came here for blood test”. So, what? Santa Singh asked – “What’s there to cry? … Continue reading

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