Author Archives: SillySardar

Sardar’s new phone number joke

Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone in his Phone Book and told them: “My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6710″

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Santa buying a curtain joke

Santa Singh …. Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.’ The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya … Continue reading

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Sardarji and IDK Joke

Sardarji and IDK Joke Sardar ji: Hey, What does ‘IDK’ mean? His Friend: I don’t know. … … … Sardarji: Even you don’t know?! Oh my god, NOBODY KNOWS!

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Sardar and Ice Cube Joke

Sardar and Ice Cube Joke Q: Why don’t Sardars make ice cubes? … … … A: Because none of them know the recipe.

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Santa Singh and Wife Joke – Why Santa Singh got Beaten by his wife?

Santa Singh and Wife Joke – Why Santa Singh got Beaten by his wife? One day Santa Singh’s wife was having romantic feelings. When her husband arrived, she told his husband, Santa Singh, to whisper her dirty things. … … … Continue reading

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Smart Bablu Singh vs Teacher Joke

Smart Bablu Singh vs Teacher Joke Bablu Singh, the smart Sardar, is the son of Santa Singh. One day in school: Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who … Continue reading

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Who is Stupid in Class Joke: Bablu Singh and Teacher

Who is Stupid in Class Joke: Bablu Singh and Teacher The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid Nobody stands up Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID! Bablu Singh slowly and reluctantly stands … Continue reading

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Sardar Kid Answers Teacher’s Questions

Teacher: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? Sardar: A dinosnore! Teacher: What is the fruitiest lesson? Sardar: History, because it’s full of dates! (hint: dades) Teacher: What language do they speak in Cuba?

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Sardar Joke on Sign Language for Deaf People

Ooops! Be Careful with Sardarji for their Sign Language for Deaf People Santa singh was asked to give a speech to deaf people. Santa Singh volunteers for that.  He gets up on stage, squeezes his chest, touch his genitals & … Continue reading

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Santa Singh – Sardarji Learning how to fly an airplane

Sardarji, Banta Singh was a photographer for the Hindustan Times, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job. “Let’s fly,” said Banta Singh climbing into the first plane he saw on the … Continue reading

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