More Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Telephone Joke

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

yo mama jeans joke

Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead of wearing Levi’s 501 jeans, she wears Levi’s 1002′s.

Yo Mama Quarter Joke

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

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