Yo Mama Telephone Joke
Yo’ Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
yo mama jeans joke
Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead of wearing Levi’s 501 jeans, she wears Levi’s 1002′s.
Yo Mama Quarter Joke
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington’s nose.