Santa Banta Going to $99 Cruise

Santa Singh Sardar ji walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, ‘Cruise Special — $99.’ He goes inside, lays his money on the counter, and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.”
The agent grabs him, drags him into the back room, ties him to a large inner tube, then drags his out the back door and downhill to the Bow River, where he pushes him in and sends him floating.

A second Sardar ji, Banta Singh, comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays his money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. He,too, is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.

Drifting into stronger current, He eventually catches up with the first Sardar ji. They float sideby-side for a while before the first Sardar ji asks, “Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?”
The second Sardar ji replies, “They didn’t last year.”

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