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Santa Singh Library Joke

Santa Singh walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?” “Sorry, this is a library.” So Santa Singh whispers, “Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?”

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Bablu Singh Finds Lady’s Lost Purse But Lady is Surprised

Bablu Singh, Santa Singh’s son, was one day enjoying in a mall and he found a lady’s purse. He took the purse and went to the Lost and Found section of the Mall. The owner of the purse was incidently … Continue reading

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Santa Singh In Manchester United Vs Chelsey Football Match

Why Santa Singh was too cold in the Soccer stadium in Man U Vs Chelsey Football Match? (Posted by Arvind Ramesh) Tired of watching football/soccer on TV, once Santa Singh bought a ticket and went to watch a real game … Continue reading

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Santa and Banta in Navajo country in California

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were on holiday in Navajo country and they drove through a small township called ‘Chihanchako’. Santa Singh turned to the Banta Singh and said, “Gee how do ya pronounce that?” Banta Singh shrugged and said, … Continue reading

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Helping an Overweight Santa Singh

Santa Singh Losing Weight An overweight Santa Singh consulted his doctor for advice. The doctor advised that he run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help Santa lose as many as twenty pounds. Santa Singh … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Betting on Cricket

Santa Singh saw that his friend Banta Singh was very depressed. “What happened ?” asked Santa. “Yaar, I lost Rs. 1,000 in a bet yesterday.” “How come ?” “Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Getting Rid of His Dog

Santa Singh’s dog has become a big nuisance for him and he has decided to get rid of him. One day, he blindfolded the dog and took it somewhere and let the dog go. By the time Sardar ji was … Continue reading

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Munna Bhai MBBS and Sardar Santa Singh

Second operation of Santa Singh By Munna Bhai Munna Bhai MBBS had recently performed a surgery on Santa Singh but there seems to be some business left. Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun ke … Continue reading

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Birth of Great Men

A tourist from U.S.A. asked to Santa Singh: Any great man born in this village? Santa: no sir, only small babies are born here.

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Santa Singh Stuck In A Hotel Room Despite 3 Doors

How Santa Singh Cannot Get out of the Hotel Room? – How did he feel so stuck there despite 3 doors? An airline captain was breaking in a new Sardar steward. It was Sardar’s first flight out of home town … Continue reading

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