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Santa’s Response to Accident Statistics

Santa Singh And Banta Singh Question Answers Series Question #3 Q: What did the Santa do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? . . . . A: He moved.

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Sardar Ji Safe Sex

Santa Singh And Banta Singh Question Answers Series Question #2 Q. What’s a Santa Singh’s idea of safe sex? . . . A. Locking the car door.

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Sardar Ji Frozen in Drive-In Movie

Santa Singh And Banta Singh Question Answers Series Question #1 Q. Did you hear about Santa Singh And Banta Singh being found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? . . .

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Santa Singh’s New Car – Honda Civic 2012

Santa Singh’s New Car Problem Santa Singh decide to upgrade from a Scooter and bought a brand new Honda Civic 2012 model. As a virgin test ride, he wanted to go long distance and decided to see his dear friend … Continue reading

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Sardar Ji Visiting His in-laws In A Taxi

Sardar ji was headed to his in-laws house for the long weekend. So he decided to flag a cab and told him the address. Along the way, suddenly with a jerk, the cab stopped. Sardarji – Oye, (Hey) – why … Continue reading

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Santa and Banta Singh and Their Car Blinker Problem

Is that left indicator working on Santa Singh’s car? Santa and Banta are traveling in Santa’s new car and Santa thinks, for weird reason, the left blinker is not working correctly. He stops the car and tells Banta to take … Continue reading

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Sardar Explains What is OxFord To Munna Bhai

Sardar Ji And Munna Bhai This is going to be our new series – Sardar Ji Vs. Munna Bhai Circuit has retired and now Munna Bhai has hired Santa Singh as his kickback. MUNNA BHAI – Sardar ji, Tell me … Continue reading

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