Teacher: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Sardar: A dinosnore!
Teacher: What is the fruitiest lesson?
Sardar: History, because it’s full of dates! (hint: dades)
Teacher: What language do they speak in Cuba?
Teacher: Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
Sardar: He was asking for directions!
Teacher: What is a myth?
Sardar: A female moth!