Banta Singh: Do you know if I can get a bagel that can fly?
Santa Singh: Oh yea, easy. Just order a plain bagel.
Sardar Out Shopping
Santa Singh went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. ‘I would like to buy this small TV,’ he told the salesman.
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ he replied.
So Santa Singh hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy this TV.’
‘Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,’ the salesman replied for a second time.
‘Damn! Santa Singh exploded, ‘he recognized me.’
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair color, different clothes, big Continue reading
- Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!
- Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
- Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
- Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!!
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
- At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head… Is he crying?
- Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: And the smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
- Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining!
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go!
Here are couple of funny Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh says to Banta: I am really a very proud Sardar today. My son got accepted in medical college.
Banta: Really, what would he be studying?
Santa: No. He is not studying anything. They would be studying him.
2) What is Santa Singh’s Salary?
Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.
Then, at the bottom of the application form where it says: “Sign Here”, he puts ‘Scorpio’.
3) 5 Sardar Characteristics
- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
- Studies for a blood test and fails.
- Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
- Trips over a cordless phone.
- Tries to drown a fish in water.
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine. However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally Santa Singh, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate Continue reading
Santa Singh: “God, if u give me $20, I will donate $10 in temple”.
(After walking 1/2 mile, he finds a $10. bill.)
Santa: “Shame on you God, you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”
Masterji: kal school kyu nhi aya?
Santa: Gir gya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lag gayi..
Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. Banta Singh was crying crazy. So Santa Singh asked him,”Hey, why are you crying?”
Banta Singh replied, “I came here for blood test”. So, what? Santa Singh asked – “What’s there to cry? Why so afraid?”
Banta replied, “No, I’m really afraid of blood. During the blood test they cut my finger.”
Hearing this, now Santa Singh, started crying as well. Now, Banta the first Sardar ji, is puzzled and asked Santa, “Now, why you are crying? What happened?”
Santa Singh replied, “I have come for my urine test.”