Sardar and a Lie Detecting Machine
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
First goes Englishman
The Englishman says:” I think I can drink 20 bottles of beer without being tipsy”. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“Ok”, he says, “10 bottles”. And the machine is silent.
Then goes an American
The American says: “I think I can eat 50 hamburgers”. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“All right, 5 hamburgers”. And the machine’s silent.
Finally, it’s Sardar’s turn
The Sardarji starts speaking: “I think…” and BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.