New Sardar Questions and Answers

21 Latest Sardar Questions and Answers including Why Sardar was fired from M&M Factory?
(Also read 31 Sardar Q&A)

Q: What do you call a sardar skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide and seek champion.

Q: What does a postcard from a sardar’s vacation say?
A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

Q: How did the sardar break him leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did the sardar tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: He didn’t want the sleeping pills to wake up.

Q: How many sardars does it take to close an electric circuit?
A: Two – one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.

Q: What’s the diff between a sardar and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Did you hear about the dumb sardar couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

Q: Why is it okay for sardars to catch a cold?
A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q: How did the sardar die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on top of him.

Q: Do you know why the sardar got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W’s.

Q: Why did the sardar keep a coat hanger in him back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in him car.

Q: Why are sardar’s immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.

Q: What do you call 4 sardars lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.

Q: What would you do if a Sardar threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You’d pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What do you do when a sardar throws a pin at you?
A: Run like dear….he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: How many sardars does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: Why are dumb sardar jokes so short?
A: So sardars themselves can remember them.

Q: How do you make a sardar laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.

Q: How do you get a one-armed sardar out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

Q: How do you confuse a sardar?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q: Why do sardars work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

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