One Sunday morning Santa Singh, who was a priest in a village, realized that he had lost his rooster and he was looking for it everywhere. He could not find it and it was time to go to Church already, so he thought, no worries, I will just ask everyone about my rooster in the Church. Since this is a small village I am sure, someone has found it already.
So he went to the church and began this sermon. At the end, he wanted to ask folks from the village about his lost rooster.
So he asked the congregation “Has anybody got a cock?” – all the men stood up.
“No” he said “That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?” – all the women stood up.
“No No” he said “That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them.” – half the women stood up.
Oh my god! exclaimed Santa Singh.
“No No” he said “That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?” – all the nuns stood up.