Santa Singh’s Car Problem and 9-1-1 Call

Poor Santa Singh’s car is vandalized

Santa Singh calls 9-1-1 from his cell phone and is very upset indeed and cries, “Sir, help me please. I’m in downtown, New York city and my car’s been broken into. The thief has stolen the CD player, the steering wheel, the gearshift lever and the pedals. Oy vay, what will I do?”

The dispatcher says to him, “Stay calm, sir, I’ll ask a police officer to get to you as quickly as possible.”

Ten minutes later, the police control center gets the following message from the police officer, “Please disregard the distress call. The Sardar ji is a bit drunk and got in the back-seat of his car by mistake.”

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One Response to Santa Singh’s Car Problem and 9-1-1 Call

  1. Mirina says:

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