If you are getting a ticket, will you plead with the officer or abuse him?
One day Santa Singh and his wife went into town and went into a shop. They were in the shop for less than 5 minutes but when they came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. They went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a poor immigrant a break?”
The cop ignored them and continued writing the ticket. Santa Singh called him a Nazi turd. The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. Then Santa’s wife wife called him a ****-head. The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. Angry, Sana called gave the cop another bad name and the cop went on writing ticket. this went on for about 20 minutes.
When, Santa and his wife were out of abuses, the cop said, now you must be all satisfied. Santa said, personally, we don’t care – we came into the town by bus.