Santa Singh Experiments With Beer, Men and Women
After his failed experiment on Cockroach (search with the term cockroach, if you have not read that classic episode), Santa Singh is thinking about conducting another experiment that would prove Sardars are not dumb as perceived by public.
So that evening, he is once again searching for a new topic for his research drinking chilled beer. After long time, nothing really seems to popping up as a new research topic, and all of sudden he decides to run a test on beer.
He runs few tests with beer with his brothers, sisters, cousins and writes his thesis. The conclusion is stated as – Drinking Beer Turns Men Into Women and submits the paper to a scientific journal.
The editor reads the logic that theory is established that drinking beer makes men turn into women. Basically, Santa fed 10 of this family members 12 pints of beer each. He then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
The editor thought that was good but not good enough and sent the paper back to Santa Singh for 1 more conclusive evidence.
Santa sent back – When beer turned men into women, they could not drive either.
The paper got published.