Santa & Banta in Paris
(Thanks to Prasanth – prasanth…@yahoo… – full email address hidden)
In Paris Santa & Banta befriended Jean Paul, a young handsome French. But one day Jean Paul disappeared and a case was registered by the police.
The Sergeant started questioning Santa & Banta, Jean’s best friends.
Sergeant : “tell me about Jean, may be some characters to recognize him”
Santa: “He has blonde hair..”
Sergeant : ” Almost all French has blonde hair, tell me something distinct..”
Banta: “He has blue eyes..”
Sergeant : “afraid that also doesn’t help..”
Santa: “err..he had two..two assholes”
Sergeant : “That is interesting..how do you know that?”
Banta: “pretty simple..wherever we went, people used to say – here comes Jean Paul with two assholes!!”