Santa Singh was drunk one days and getting home. He gets on the bus very late, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks at the Sardarji up and down and says: “I’ve got news for you, you drunkard, you’re going straight to hell!”
Huh? Santa Singh exclaims …. and shouts loudly to the driver.
“Hey, Stop , stop this bus … I am on the wrong bus” !