Wife has either Alzheimer or AIDS but you don’t know which one
Munna Bhai MBBS and Sardar Santa Singh are running a doctor’s office. One day Santa Singh mixes up test result of 2 women with the same name and there is a big problem.
One of the patient’s husband comes to collect his wife test results.
Santa Singh tells him, “I’m sorry, but there has been a bit of a mix-up. When we sent your wife’s samples to the lab, they got mixed up with samples from another lady with the same name and we don’t know which one is your wife’s. The bottom line is that the situation is either bad or terrible.”
Patient’s husband says – “What do you mean?”
“Well,” says Santa Singh, “one lady has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We can’t tell which is which.”
Patient’s husband who is really worried now says “That’s terrible, can you do the test again?”
Santa says – “Normally, yes. But your medical insurance policy won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once.”
Patient’s husband says – “Well, what am I supposed to do?”
Santa says our doctor Munna Bhai MBBS, has this recommendation for you: “You drop your wife off in the middle of Times Square in New York City. If she finds her way home, don’t sleep with her.”