7 Funniest Sardar Jokes

  1. Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy.
    Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case.
    Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!
  2. Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
    Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
  3. Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
  4. Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!!
    Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
  5. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head… Is he crying?
  6. Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
    Tourist: And the smaller skeleton next to it?
    Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
  7. Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
    Servant: It’s already raining!
    Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go!
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