Sardar Joke #1: Boys don’t visit Girl’s Hostel
In School, the Principal is warning students to behave.
Principal: If any boys ever tries to enter girls hostel, there will be fine for that. First time, there will be Rs. 100 fine, 2nd time Rs. 200 and 3rd offence will cost you Rs. 500 …..
Santa Singh: What about the monthly pass?
Sardar Joke #2 What is Oxford?
Santa Singh: Banta, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
Banta: Are, woh to gaadi hai.
Santa: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
Banta: Are bhai, woh toh simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Sardar Joke #3: Santa Singh – Wife and Girlfriend coming together
Santa and Banta are walking in the market and Santa Singh says to Banta Singh:
“Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.”
(Oh, God save me, Banta, my wife and my secret lover are coming together!)
Banta Singh to Santa: Arey Santa, mein bhi yehi bolne-wala tha!!
(Oh my!, I was going to say the same!!)