Sardar Women Joke – Santa’s 5 Rules About Women

Here are 5 rules of Santa Singh About Women

  1. Sardar women have a number of faults. Sardar men have only two – everything they say and everything they do.
  2. A successful Sardar man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  3. Sardar men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man’s last romance.
  4. A Sardar woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  5. Diamonds are women’s best friend. Dogs are men’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.
  6. Here is a bonus one: (and very important one)
    It’s not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can pretend to be foolish whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.

 

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