Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!”
“Yes, Sir” said the librarian looking up at him.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!” said the Sardar.
The librarian nodded and said, “Hum. So you must be the person who took our phonebook.”