Santa Singh Traffic Cop Joke

One Friday a traffic policeman Santa Singh stops a well dressed person driving a BMW and asks to see his driving licence.

‘Mister, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.’ – Says Santa

‘Well,’ replies the gentleman, ‘I have contacts.’

‘Sir, I don’t care who you know, you’re still going to get a ticket.’

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