Sardar Exam Student
Sardar Santa Singh is sitting his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pants, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
‘Oye, I am only following the instructions,’ Santa Singh replies, ‘it says here, “Answer the following questions in brief.”‘