Santa buying a curtain joke

Santa Singh ….

Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.’

The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.

Santa replies, ‘Fifteen inches.’

‘Fifteen inches? ‘ explodes Gurdaya. ‘That sounds a very small amount, what room are they for?’

Santa tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

Gurdaya, an extremely surprised salesman replies, ‘But, sir, computers do not have curtains!” ‘

Santa says, ‘Hellllooooooooo……..I’ve got Windows.’

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