Sardar ji the Sarabi, big time!
One night Santa Singh was quite drunk and arrive home late, very late, and boy, did I say he was drunk.
Santa’s wife – “What do you mean by getting in at this hour of night?’
Santa Singh – “Sall right, m’love. I just hurried home ’causeI thought you were lonesome, but I shee your twhin shister’s staying with you.”