2 Drunk Sardars In a Bar

Sardar ji’s weird encounter in bar

A Sardar stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

“Why of course,” comes the reply.

The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Punjab,” replies the second man.

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Punjab too! Let’s have another round to Punjab.”

“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Punjab are you from?”

“Amritsar, itself,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it,” says the first man. “I’m from same town too! Let’s have another drink to Amritsar.”

“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”

“Sad Guru High,” replies the second man, “I graduated in ’82.”

“This is unbelievable!”, the first man says. “I went to Sad Guru High as well and guess what I graduated in ’82, too!”

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. “What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The Santa Banta twins are drunk again.”

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