Santa Singh’s Birthday Joke

Visiting Santa Singh on his Birthday

It’s Santa Singh’s birthday and he is giving Banta Singh directions to his new flat in Mumbai.

“You go past the security of the Juhu Complex, and come to the front door of the Golden Blue flats. I am in flat number 112 on the 11th floor. At the front door, you’ll see a big panel of buttons. With your elbow push button 12. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the lift is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 12. When you get out, I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell”.

Banta Singh asks – “OK, Santa, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow”?

Santa Singh says – “You’re coming empty handed”?

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