Santa Singh sent his resume to America to apply for a post in Google.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Singh,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted.
Santa singh continued – now I will read and translate my appointment letter to you all from English to Hindi
Dear Mr. Singh—–pyare singh sahab
You do not meet—-aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement—-humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance—-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call —-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained—-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks—-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya