Santa Singh’s wife was notorious for long phone calls.
Her call with her mother would be 3 hours, call with her highschool friend would be 2 hours and with next door neighbor would be an hour. One evening, someone called and she put the phone down in 10 minutes.
Santa was surprised. He asked “Is everything OK? What’s the matter today?
Santa’s wife said: “No, all is fine. I just got this wrong number”.