Have you heard of Bandi Sardar Ji?

Bandi Sardar
Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa: ghabraate hue: Ji… main…vo… kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi…

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do…
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.

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