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Santa and God’s Gift

Santa Singh: “God, if u give me $20, I will donate $10 in temple”. (After walking 1/2 mile, he finds a $10. bill.) Santa: “Shame on you God,  you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”

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Sardar Joke with Adam and Eve plus Jesus Christ

Sardar Santa Singh was not the best student in Sunday school.  Usually he slept through the class. One day the teacher called on him while he was napping, “Tell me, Santa, who created the universe?” When Santa didn’t stir, little … Continue reading

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Common between Rama and Christ

Banta Singh in Social Studies Class Q. What is common between Rama, Khrishna, Buddha and Jesus? A. All were born on government holidays.

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Santa Singh Thanksgiving Joke

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the Santa Singh who was working there – “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” Santa Singh answered, … Continue reading

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Knock Knock Christmas Joke

Here is another knock knock Christmas joke. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open ’til Christmas!

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Santa and Banta in Sunday School

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were in Sunday school but neither were good in the studies. Santa would usually sleep through the class. One day the teacher called on Santa Singh while he was napping, “Tell me, Santa, who created … Continue reading

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Rich Sardar Joke

Rich Sardar Joke – with Money and Gold There was a rich Sardar ji who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked very hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with … Continue reading

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Santa Banta Joke On Heaven or Hell

Follow-up from previous joke – Sardarji Checking out Afterlife Santa and Banta are best buddies as you know. They make a deal that whichever dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. One day bad things happen and … Continue reading

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Car Accident – Is Santa Singh A Catholic in Canada?

Is Santa Singh A Catholic? Santa Singh was not looking as he was crossing the street in downtown Vancouver, where he moved recently from India and was hit by a car. It looked quite a bad accident, but luckily for … Continue reading

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Vegetarian Chicken

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken … Continue reading

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