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Sardar Kid Answers Teacher’s Questions

Teacher: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? Sardar: A dinosnore! Teacher: What is the fruitiest lesson? Sardar: History, because it’s full of dates! (hint: dades) Teacher: What language do they speak in Cuba?

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George Bush Joke

Teacher to Santa Singh in history class Q. Can you tell me something about George Herbert Walker Bush? A. They were 4 best friends de Texas.

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Santa Singh No Breastfeed Joke

Q. Why won’t Santa Singh would allow his wife to breastfeed their babies? A. He really loves her and he knows it would hurts to boil their nipples!

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Santa Singh Banana Joke

Santa Singh Pin Joke Q. What do you do if a Sardar throws a pin at you? A. Run, ’cause he has got a grenade in his mouth! wind tunnel joke Q: What do you call a bunch of sardars … Continue reading

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Santa Singh 3 questions

Sardar 911 Joke Q. Why can’t Santa Singh dial 911? A. He can’t find the eleven. Santa Singh to Banta Singh If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong? sardar ji fall cleaning … Continue reading

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Heard about Sardar Snowman?

Sardar Snowman Question: Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regular one? Answer: You have to hollow out the head.

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Santa Fish for Dinner

After eating fish for dinner, Santa Singh never drinks water. Why? . . . .

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Mummies like Christmas

Q. Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? . . . A. Because of all the wrapping!

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Santa Buys Animals from Zoo

Q: Why did Santa Singh buy 2 sets of 2 horses, 2 elephants, 2 camels from the zoo? . . . A: He wanted to play chess with Banta Singh. P.S. In Indian Subcontinent, Bishop is called Camel.

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Sardarji Doctor and Nurse In Love

Can Sardarji Doctor and a Nurse Be In Love? Question: Why a Sardar-ji doctor cannot get the the nurse he loves so much? . . . Answer: He writes a love letter to the Nurse – “I Love You Sister!”

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