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Teacher: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? Sardar: A dinosnore! Teacher: What is the fruitiest lesson? Sardar: History, because it’s full of dates! (hint: dades) Teacher: What language do they speak in Cuba?
Teacher to Santa Singh in history class Q. Can you tell me something about George Herbert Walker Bush? A. They were 4 best friends de Texas.
Q. Why won’t Santa Singh would allow his wife to breastfeed their babies? A. He really loves her and he knows it would hurts to boil their nipples!
Santa Singh Pin Joke Q. What do you do if a Sardar throws a pin at you? A. Run, ’cause he has got a grenade in his mouth! wind tunnel joke Q: What do you call a bunch of sardars … Continue reading
Sardar 911 Joke Q. Why can’t Santa Singh dial 911? A. He can’t find the eleven. Santa Singh to Banta Singh If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong? sardar ji fall cleaning … Continue reading
Sardar Snowman Question: Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regular one? Answer: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why did Santa Singh buy 2 sets of 2 horses, 2 elephants, 2 camels from the zoo? . . . A: He wanted to play chess with Banta Singh. P.S. In Indian Subcontinent, Bishop is called Camel.
Can Sardarji Doctor and a Nurse Be In Love? Question: Why a Sardar-ji doctor cannot get the the nurse he loves so much? . . . Answer: He writes a love letter to the Nurse – “I Love You Sister!”