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Sardar Ji Bar Joke – Why Celebrating

Two Sardar Jis in a Bar Two sardars came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. The bartender’s … Continue reading

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Why Sardar Ji’s Wife is Beautiful Joke

Sardar ji to his wife – Oye!  “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time? … Sardar ni replied – “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would … Continue reading

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Sardar Ji In-Laws Joke

Sardar Ji and his wife driving down a long country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to conced their position. As they passed a barnyard … Continue reading

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Santa Singh and Matches for Cigarette

Santa Singh and Matches for Cigarette Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light. He tried another, It didn’t light either. The third one finally lit his cigarette, … Continue reading

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Wife and Girlfriend together and Other Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar Joke #1: Boys don’t visit Girl’s Hostel In School, the Principal is warning students to behave. Principal: If any boys ever tries to enter girls hostel, there will be fine for that. First time, there will be Rs. 100 fine, 2nd … Continue reading

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Sardar Ji Shopping for Hearing Aid

Sardar ji is buying a hearing aid. Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. ‘How much do they cost?’ he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. ‘That … Continue reading

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Sardar Sex Life Joke – #2

Santa: How’s Your Sex Life? Banta: As usual great, Monday to Friday. Santa: What about the weekends? Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife.

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Sardar Foreigner Joke

Santa Singh Sardar ji asked him wife after returning from a trip to New York. “Hi Dear, Tell me something, Do I look like a foreigner?” Wife: “No… Why ?” … … … Sardar: “In New York, a lady asked … Continue reading

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Sardar Mobile Recharge Joke

Sardar Santa Singh told his friend – For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. Friend asked, how so? . . . Santa Singh said – I don’t know how she got my number, she interrupts whenever I … Continue reading

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Sardar Jokes – Santa Singh Bartender Funny

Santa Singh was was a bartender and one guy with heavy east European accent came to his bar and asked for 3 double vodka. Sardar said – hey, dude, you must have a hell of day today, huh? The guy … Continue reading

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