Category Archives: funny

Two Sardar Jis in a Bar Two sardars came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. The bartender’s … Continue reading →

Sardar ji to his wife – Oye!  “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time? … Sardar ni replied – “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would … Continue reading →

Sardar Ji and his wife driving down a long country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to conced their position. As they passed a barnyard … Continue reading →

Santa Singh and Matches for Cigarette Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light. He tried another, It didn’t light either. The third one finally lit his cigarette, … Continue reading →

Sardar Joke #1: Boys don’t visit Girl’s Hostel In School, the Principal is warning students to behave. Principal: If any boys ever tries to enter girls hostel, there will be fine for that. First time, there will be Rs. 100 fine, 2nd … Continue reading →

Sardar ji is buying a hearing aid. Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. ‘How much do they cost?’ he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. ‘That … Continue reading →

Santa Singh was was a bartender and one guy with heavy east European accent came to his bar and asked for 3 double vodka. Sardar said – hey, dude, you must have a hell of day today, huh? The guy … Continue reading →