Category Archives: funny

Santa Goes To School Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, ‘Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. … Continue reading →

Sardar Exam Student Sardar Santa Singh is sitting his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and … Continue reading →

Near Death Experience Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta Singh stood beside the bed, Santa Singh’s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write … Continue reading →

Santa Singh …. Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.’ The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya … Continue reading →

Ooops! Be Careful with Sardarji for their Sign Language for Deaf People Santa singh was asked to give a speech to deaf people. Santa Singh volunteers for that.  He gets up on stage, squeezes his chest, touch his genitals & … Continue reading →

Sardarji, Banta Singh was a photographer for the Hindustan Times, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job. “Let’s fly,” said Banta Singh climbing into the first plane he saw on the … Continue reading →

Banta Singh: Do you know if I can get a bagel that can fly? Santa Singh: Oh yea, easy. Just order a plain bagel. Haha, lol.

Here are 10 silly things Sardar ji says to you … 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You … Continue reading →

Masterji: kal school kyu nhi aya? Santa: Gir gya tha aur lag gayi. Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lag gayi..