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Santa Singh and Big Rain Doctor Joke

Santa Singh got to doctor in a big rain.  Running and panicking. Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai? Doctor 300/- Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab. Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Thanksgiving Joke

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the Santa Singh who was working there – “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” Santa Singh answered, … Continue reading

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Sardar Thinking About Running for the President of the US

Tired of all republican candidates on the running for the President of US in 2012, Santa Singh decides to try his luck and wants to find out the process. Sardar Singh calls the White House main number and asks – … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Black Tie Party

Santa Singh’s First Black Tie Party Santa Singh was thrilled to receive an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie Only”. Important people were going to be there. When he went to the party he was surprised to find … Continue reading

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Dog vs Cat Joke

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me… They must be gods! A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house … Continue reading

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Santa Singh’s In-Laws Joke

Santa Singh’s Wife – You are mean, you hate all my relatives. Santa Singh – “No, that’s not true. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”

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Santa Singh – Are there Jews in China?

Santa Singh and his new friend from Israel are having lunch in a Chinese restaurant in New York City. My dear Jew friend, asked Santa Singh, “Are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” the friend replied. “Why don’t … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Owes Money

Santa Singh was running a business in Punjab. He was not doing very well and to make matters worse, his wholesaler kept on writing him threatening letters to pay his outstanding invoices. After the fifth such letter, Santa Singhlost his … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Visits His Girlfriend’s House

One day Santa Singh decides to go and visit his girlfriend in her house. Girl: I’m warning you now, my mom is coming back in half an hour.

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Weird Sardar Joke – Sardar Ji Got Involved in Kidnapping

One Sardar To Another Sardar – This kind of things normally don’t happen in Sardar Community A Sardar man was having financial troubles so he decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. He went to a local park, … Continue reading

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