Category Archives: classic

Olympic Love Life

Santa Singh: My wife and I have, what he calls-Olympic love /s*x life . Banta Singh: Wow, must be a terrific s*x life? Santa Singh: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.

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Santa Singh and a Mirror Joke

Sardar and a Mirror Joke Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping.

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Sardar Painting With Ski Jacket

Santa is passing by Banta’s house. Santa Singh: Hey Banta, what’s up. Looks like you are painting your house. Banta Singh: Yea, dude. What’s up. Santa Singh: Color looks nice but why you are wearing a ski jacket over a … Continue reading

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Sardar Joke – You’ve Got Mail Joke on Santa Singh

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his new Sardar neighbor, Santa Singh, came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. … Continue reading

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Crime Novel Joke – Book you cannot put down!

Crime Story “I’m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?” Santa asks to Banta. “Here this one is so suspenseful you won’t be able to put it down” replies Banta. “only on the last page … Continue reading

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Banana Peel Joke

Banana Peel – Classic Joke One day Santa Singh is in a really great mood and he is out of his house very happily and all of a sudden he slips on a banana peel right out of his house. … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Applies For a Job in Google

Santa Singh sent his resume to America to apply for a post in Google. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone … Continue reading

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Long Phone Call Jokes

Santa Singh’s wife was notorious for long phone calls. Her call with her mother would be 3 hours, call with her highschool friend would be 2 hours and with next door neighbor would be an hour. One evening, someone called … Continue reading

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Sardar ji’s Birthday

Sardar Birthday (Sent by Basu P., FL) Q. Interviwer: when is your birthday? A. Sardar ji: october 13th Q. Interviwer:what year? A. Sardar ji: ullu ke patthe….its every year.

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Santa Singh’s Birthday Joke

Visiting Santa Singh on his Birthday It’s Santa Singh’s birthday and he is giving Banta Singh directions to his new flat in Mumbai. “You go past the security of the Juhu Complex, and come to the front door of the … Continue reading

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