Category Archives: classic
Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages!¬† Must be a pukka lorry accident case. Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!
Santa And the Clock Joke Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. ‘Give me a … Continue reading
Santa and The Lottery Ticket Banta finds himself in considerable trouble. His business has gone bust and he has serious financial concerns. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the temple and begins … Continue reading
Bandi Sardar Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar. Akbar: Kaun ho tum? Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun. Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the? Santa: ghabraate hue: Ji… … Continue reading
Secret Camara in the room! Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.¬ Jasmeet: “What are you searching for?”¬ Santa: “Hidden cameras!”¬ Jasmeet: “And what makes you think that there are hidden … Continue reading
Sardar ji¬†in NYPD Santa Singh went to apply for job in New York Police department and got an interview. NYPD asked Sardar – Who murdered Abraham Lincoln? Santa said – I will find out. Thanks for giving me the job.
Sardar Math Joke Santa and Banta are discussing why Santa failed in Math miserably. Santa:-Maths vich fail kyu hoya? Banta:- Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8 Agle din kendi 6+2=8 Fir kendi 4+4=8 . . Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?
Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”. Santa Singh says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”.
Santa Singh walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?” “Sorry, this is a library.” So Santa Singh whispers, “Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?”
In the English class, the professor asked Santa Singh: Professor – “Santa Singh, name two nouns.” Santa Sing – “Who? Me?”