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Computer and Sardar Jokes

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One of the Funniest Indian Jokes

One of the Funniest Indian Jokes A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Delhi and asked to be taken to the Indira Gandhi airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, ‘Oh! Toyota – Made … Continue reading

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Sardar Egyptian Mummy Joke

Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages!  Must be a pukka lorry accident case. Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!

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Santa Singh and Spelling Bee Joke

Santa Goes To School Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, ‘Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. … Continue reading

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How to order a drink in bar? Sardar Jokes

Santa Visits A Bar Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says. ‘Santa Singh, married.’

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Classic Sardar Joke – Santa and the clock joke

Santa And the Clock Joke Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. ‘Give me a … Continue reading

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Funniest Sardar Joke: Santa Singh’s Lottery Ticket Joke

Santa and The Lottery Ticket Banta finds himself in considerable trouble. His business has gone bust and he has serious financial concerns. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the temple and begins … Continue reading

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Funniest Sardar Joke – Santa Singh Dreams

Santa Has A Funny Dream Santa kept having the same strange dream every night, so he made an appointment to see a doctor. Doctor Ajaib: What was your dream about? Santa: I was being chased by a vampire! Doctor Ajaib: … Continue reading

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Santa Singh Joke: Getting Naked in Final Exam

Sardar Exam Student Sardar Santa Singh is sitting his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and … Continue reading

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Banta Singh knows why Santa Singh died?

Near Death Experience Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta Singh stood beside the bed, Santa Singh’s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write … Continue reading

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