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Sardar Jokes – Santa Singh Bartender Funny

Santa Singh was was a bartender and one guy with heavy east European accent came to his bar and asked for 3 double vodka. Sardar said – hey, dude, you must have a hell of day today, huh? The guy … Continue reading

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Sardar Jokes Martini and Olive

Funny Sardar Joke One evening Sardar ji went to a bar and ordered a large martini. Before drinking the martini, he picked the olive from the drink, and carefully put it into a jar that he got it out of … Continue reading

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Santa Singh’s Lost Rooster

One Sunday morning Santa Singh, who was a priest in a village, ┬árealized that he had lost his rooster and he was looking for it everywhere. He could not find it and it was time to go to Church already, … Continue reading

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Drunk Santa Singh On Wrong Bus

Santa Singh was drunk one days and getting home. He gets on the bus very late, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks at the Sardarji up and down and says: “I’ve got news … Continue reading

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Heard about Sardar Snowman?

Sardar Snowman Question: Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regular one? Answer: You have to hollow out the head.

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Drunk Sardarji Joke

Sardar ji the Sarabi, big time! One night Santa Singh was quite drunk and arrive home late, very late, and boy, did I say he was drunk. Santa’s wife – “What do you mean by getting in at this hour … Continue reading

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Santa Singh and Girls

Santa Singh to Banta Singh – Dude, did you know that when I was in college, I had girls running around in circles. Banta Singh – really. Knowing you, it’s hard to believe you were such a playboy. Santa Singh … Continue reading

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Bablu Singh and History of America

Bablu Singh, witty son of Santa Singh, was in America history class. The professor asked him – “State the number of tons of coals shipped out of the United States in any given year.” Bablu Singh (seemingly┬áhad no idea but … Continue reading

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Girls and Popularity

One day Santa Singh, the professor was amazed to learn through various remarks, that Mary, one of the prettiest students, was disliked by many other girls in the class. “Why is Mary so unpopular?” He asked one of the other … Continue reading

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Santa Singh and Pronouns

In the English class, the professor asked Santa Singh: Professor – “Santa Singh, name two nouns.” Santa Sing – “Who? Me?”  

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