Santa Singh’s Funny 1-liners

Here are few funny 1 liners from Santa Singh’s Experience

1. On Men
Men have two emotions: hungry & horny. So if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

2. Viagra Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus? It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.

3. Kids and Accident
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

4. On Teaching Children
Spend first 2 years teaching them to walk & talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down & shut-up.

5. How Viagra Feels
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

6. Great Kings Bringing Happiness
Teacher: Tell me 3 great Chinese Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people lives? Student: Smo-King, Drin-King & Fuc-King.

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